A Breath of Fresh Air
A truck loaded with Vick’s VapoRub overturned on the highway.Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
Nutty Service
What did the cashew say to the peanuts at church?
"Can I get an ALMOND?!"
What did the cashew say to the peanuts at church?
"Can I get an ALMOND?!"
I went to the shop the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there was a damn traffic officer writing a parking ticket for over-running the meter.
So I went up to him and said,
"Come on, how about giving a man a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for also having parked partially on the pavement!!
So I called him a son of a mutant pig. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes and the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn.
My car was parked around the corner...
So I went up to him and said,
"Come on, how about giving a man a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for also having parked partially on the pavement!!
So I called him a son of a mutant pig. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes and the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn.
My car was parked around the corner...
The first and third...good ones! the second was kind of a groaner, but I think you knew that.
ReplyDeleteYeah, almost didn't include that one. But you gotta sometimes have a little rain to appreciate the sunshine.
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