Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com So, if I take it I can still catch the ‘Rona and I can still spread the ‘Rona, but the unjabbed are the problem?

Another Groaner

 

Dead Penguins

Either You Love Them Or You Hate Them!

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more!
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin isvery committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the nearby snow, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow. Freeze a jolly good fellow."
You really didn't believe I know anything about penguins, did you?

4 comments:

  1. Here's one for you...
    How do you catch a polar bear?
    cut a hole in the ice...
    place a ring of frozen peas around the ice hole...
    When the bear come up to take a pea you kick 'em in the icehole.
    that one's only funny once...

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    1. My wife said Oh Geez to that one!

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    2. It's just a play on words, avoiding explicit profanity and vulgar language, to elicit humor...it really doesn't make sense..
      One of those jokes a child could tell his/her folks, and get away with it.
      some would call it a groaner..

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