Here is a joke for you. I would acknowledge the website I got it from but I cannot remember where that was. Read it a couple days ago.
On my kitchen counter I saw some ants. I counted ten of them. So I made a little cardboard box and led them into it.
I guess that makes me a landlord because now I have----tenants.
When I was working my boss used to tell me: You are not fast. You are not slow. You are half-fast.
Some good ones today, Fred. didn't hurt at all.
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Delete“Not slow, not fast. Half-fast”. That's exactly what my daddy told me back in the 1950s when I was working with him in his landscaping side job. OK, I have to admit my working for him wasn't voluntary.
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