Friday, July 23, 2021

Morning Fun

 Here is a joke for you.  I would acknowledge the website I got it from but I cannot remember where that was. Read it a couple days ago.

On my kitchen counter I saw some ants. I counted ten of them. So I made a little cardboard box and led them into it. 

I guess that makes me a landlord because now I have----tenants.

When I was working my boss used to tell me: You are not fast. You are not slow. You are half-fast.


  1. Some good ones today, Fred. didn't hurt at all.

  2. “Not slow, not fast. Half-fast”. That's exactly what my daddy told me back in the 1950s when I was working with him in his landscaping side job. OK, I have to admit my working for him wasn't voluntary.