Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com

Have You Ever Felt Like a Huge Idiot?

 Right now I feel like a stupid asshole. 

I got out my electric hedge trimmer and plugged it up and pulled the trigger just to make sure it worked. 

Didn't sound right so I pulled the trigger again. 

Didn't sound right so I FINALLY look at the sonofabitch!

What a stupid asshole I am. 

I cut the goddamn cord in half!

Funny thing is there were no sparks and nothing tripped either.

2 comments:

  1. At least you didn't get lit up Fred! I can see ya now dance the trewking or what ever the hell they call when ghetto and ghetto wannabes shake their fat asses.

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    1. I tell ya I was so pissed i might have been doing a dance!

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