Right now I feel like a stupid asshole.
I got out my electric hedge trimmer and plugged it up and pulled the trigger just to make sure it worked.
Didn't sound right so I pulled the trigger again.
Didn't sound right so I FINALLY look at the sonofabitch!
What a stupid asshole I am.
I cut the goddamn cord in half!
Funny thing is there were no sparks and nothing tripped either.
At least you didn't get lit up Fred! I can see ya now dance the trewking or what ever the hell they call when ghetto and ghetto wannabes shake their fat asses.
ReplyDeleteI tell ya I was so pissed i might have been doing a dance!
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