Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com An expert is someone who knows each time more on each time less, until he finally knows absolutely everything about absolutely nothing.

A Texan, A Floridian, and a Californian

A Texan, a Floridian, and a Californian died at the same time and all went to hell. During their pre-entrance tour they spotted a red phone. When asked what it was the devil told them it was for a one time call home. 

So the Texan picked up the phone and talked for 5 minutes.When thru, the devil told him the charge was a million dollars. So the Texan wrote the devil a check.

The Floridian picked up the phone and talked for 30 minutes. Then the devil told him the charge was 6 million dollars. So the Floridian wrote the devil a check.

The californian picked up the phone and called sacramento and talked for 4 hours. When thru the devil told him the charge was 5 dollars. The Texan and Floridian got up in the devils face demanding to know why the disparity in charges.

The devil grinned and said since newsom became governor calif has gone to hell and it is a local call.

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