Bloke goes to the doctors, and says "doc, every time i fart, it makes a motorcycle noise".
"What, you mean vroom vroom"?
"No let me show you".
Proceeds to drop his strides and cuts one. It goes "HONDA"
Doctor says "thats unusual, do you mind if I examine you"?
"No, go ahead".
Doc examines the guy, sits back down and says "Ah yes i know what the problem is, you have an abscess in your bottom that's acting like a reed valve in a woodwind instrument, are you following me"?
"No can you explain it in lay-mans terms please"?
"Yep, you are living proof of the phrase abscess makes the fart go honda".
Oh geez...I'm gonna call it a day, man.
ReplyDeleteSomeone actually sat around and thought that one up...
Probly a democrat.
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