Twenty-Five Dollar Haircut

A balding man went into a barber’s shop and asked how much it would be for a haircut.
“Twenty-five dollars,” said the barber.
“Twenty-five dollars, that’s crazy!” exclaimed the man. “I’ve hardly got any hair. How can it be that expensive?”
The barber explained, “It’s $5 for the actual cut and $20 for the search fee.”

On Patriots Day, to honor the Battle of Lexington and Concord. NASA put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit. They called it the herd shot round the world.