Seargeant says to the private: Go out into those woods and flush out any enemy hiding there and run them to us.
Private says: Okay, but when you see a bunch of guys running out of the woods, don't shoot the one in front!
The banker fell overboard while riding with a friend on his boat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, but not knowing if the banker could swim, yelled Can you float alone? The banker yelled back: Of course I can! But this is a hell of a time to talk business!
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