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The Sweet Meteor of Death Will Not Hit Us This Weekend

  NASA warns asteroid larger than Empire State Building headed towards Earth this weekend

8 comments:

  1. Oh okay, good news. Now I only need to be concerned about hypersonic atomic missiles again. I was getting a panic attack all worked up there for a couple seconds.

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    1. There is always something we gotta worry about.

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  2. Is there a giant monkey on the top of it?

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    1. That would be kind of ironic, wouldn't it?

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  3. Damn, here I was hoping it would hit Australia and we would be rid of Johno, our Aussie pain in the ass... Well Death, we will have to figure something else....

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    1. Nah, johno's a good guy, can't do that to him.

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    2. Fred, you don't know Johno like we know Johno...

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  4. Even SMOD doesn't want to visit Earth.....

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