Trojan Condom Maker Cautions About Potential Recession Risk

Church & Dwight has raised prices on 80% of its products over the past year and plans more increases for fabric care and cat litter in July, but they haven’t been enough to stem rapidly rising costs.

Recession is not a good thing. 

This reminds me of the joke about the condom factory. The floor foreman comes rushing up to the boss yelling and screaming about the order he is holding in his hand. 

He says The Russians want a million of our largest condoms!!! Who the hell do they think they are? KingKong?

The boss says don't worry about it. When you package them up just label them small.