Here is an offcolor afternoon joke for you.

 Three ducks got arrested and were brought before the judge.

He asked the first duck, what is your name. The duck said Quack. Why were you arrested? I was blowing bubbles in the pond.

The judge asked the second duck what is your name. The duck responded Quack Quack. The judge said why were you arrested? The duck said because I was blowing bubbles in the pond.

The judge asked the third duck what is your name? Then he said wait, let me guess. Your name is Quack Quack Quack. The third duck said, no sir, my name is Bubbles.