Jesus, do they really think we are that gullible?

 In a twist that’s almost too bizarre to believe, America is grappling with a national security threat from Russia so alarming that our very own government insists it’s too hush-hush to even share with us.

"Washington is really an amazing place. Suddenly, as Speaker Johnson says he will not take up a bill to send over $95 billion to Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan, officials begin to warn that there’s a new national security threat."

Well holy shit. We not gonna give money to ukraine so suddenly there is a new national security threat---from space no less. Ala, The Space Cowboys.

But they can't tell us about it. OOOOH!