Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that is draped in bacon. "A bacon tree! We're saved!"
He runs up to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
It wasn't a bacon tree.
It was a Ham Bush.
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that one hurt...
ReplyDeleteWhen I read that one I laughed so hard Ialmost fell off my throne.
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