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Never farted in class that I remember. My dad told me a story about when he was a kid, back in the late 1920's, he went to church in a horse pulled wagon. His mom and dad were on the seat kids in the back. He squeezed up between them on the seat. After sitting there for a minute he tried to let out a silent one. Didn't work. He said the seat just vibrated like hell and sounded like a giant drum.
I remember working at the boiler company in the 80's. I had extreme gas almost daily. And somedays it was impossible to be in the same room as me.
Me and John Maloon had climbed into a boiler and were crawling along the tubes to get to the rear and I let one go. I didn't realize it but ole John was only inches away. Oh man I thought he was gonna seal me in with my own gas.
Terrible way to die.
I had a friend that cleared the door at a concert we were waiting for, and we were outside. It was one of those that you remember for life and say, remember that day......
ReplyDeleteYes, those are memorable.
DeleteMany years ago, I let a mega loud fart rip in a High School class. Everyone spun their heads around, but my reflexes were sharp then so I turned around and said in a surprised voice to the nerd behind me; "Holy crap Harry you should be ashamed of yourself". The rest of the class bought it.
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DeleteI have spent hours in a car with a couple of clowns that had farting contests.
ReplyDeletePrison didn't sound so bad during those trips; yes, more than one. They always stocked up on a big bowl of beans the day/night before the trip for lots of ammo.
Intentional farting to inflict pain is unconstitutional in my book.
DeleteThe ultimate weapon on ass destruction.
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