Some Solar Jokes

Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?

No sun.

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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They looked at the reviews... Only 1 star.

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My neighbor told me he was getting solar panels.

Well, he's got my respect. What a power move.

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I was told when I bought solar panels that with the tax breaks, they'd be free.

They're on the house.

CEO of Tesla invented solar-energy gathering grass!

I love the stuff, I filled my entire yard with it. My only complaint is the weird smell. Has a real e-lawn musk to it.