Whatta Buncha Crap!!

 “Last Friday, the Michigan Court of Appeals effectively revoked the First Amendment protection of every citizen of Michigan when it declared that your speech could be considered a criminal felony – based not upon the content of your speech, but on how anyone, including any left-wing lunatic, chooses to interpret it,” wrote Adam de Angeli of the Rescue Michigan Coalition.

This is It!!!

 I am now fully completely officially retired!!!

Today was my last day of employmentt.

Now, if I can just get them to pay me for my may commission and then my june commission I will be happier than a pig in shit!

A Hilarious Spoof!

 American Schoolchildren Begin Duck-And-Cover Drills In Case Biden Nukes Their City

I got a weird text

 I was sitting here minding my own business, trying to decide whether i wanted a whang-o or a snickers when my work phone beeped at me about a text.

When my work phone beeps i always say oh crap etc. So I check it and the number is an absolutely brand spankin new one to me. It was from a 662 area code. I looked up the number and it was Aberdeen Mississippi. I am in Madera Calif.

This person says Hi. So I say Hi?

She says my name is Alexis, then sends a pic of herself. Pretty woman she is.

Then this girl says my husband is in the hospital can you send me $100?

I say: No.

The she says: Then we will meet.

I say: No.

Then I block her number. Definitely at 6 on the weirdness meter. At least for me.

Senator Tom Cotton Says Throw Her Off the Team

 

If Gwen Berry is so embarrassed by America, then there’s no reason she needs to compete for our country at the Olympics. pic.twitter.com/8OeXVOPqVd

— Tom Cotton (@SenTomCotton) June 29, 2021

I Have a Whiny Rant

I am pissed off. At my phone.

How the hell does my phone change settings all by itself? Or does it? Maybe big brother is trying to assassinate me by getting me so infuriated I have a heart attack. Yeah, that's gotta be it.

An electronic device surely won't change it's own settings.

This morning I called my wife to let her know I was on my way home. She didn't answer so I waited about 10 minutes and called back. She still didn't answer. So I waited about 10 minutes figuring she would call me back as she always does. She didn't call. So I called her cellphone thinking she went to the grocery store. She didn't answer. So now I'm getting worried with about 8 thousand scenarios running thru my head, all involving medical personnel and ambulances. Which causes my already heavy foot to get even heavier. 

So then I get a text from her saying to call again. So I did and she answers and tells me she has called me about 10 times from our housephone and it goes straight to voice mail. She tried from her cell phone but it didn't ring on my end.

Anyway, looks like my cellphone for some reason blocked my house phone. And my phone ringer was turned all the way down. No idea why either of those two things occurred.

Gotta be the fbi doing this. They hate me and want me in jail.

AAAAAAAnd They Changed Their Minds.....

 Update to the stupid assholes at make a wish foundation. 

Last week they said no body would get a wish who wasn't vaccinated.

This week after they got a lot of backlash about that they have changed their minds. Idiots.

Make-A-Wish Foundation Backs Down And Decides NOT To Mandate Vaccines For Wish Kids

Throw This Bitch Off The Team

 Why the goddamn fuckin hell would you want to be on an olympics team to represent a country you hate?

That's what this bitch Gwen Berry is doing. She is a female? hammer thrower? who apparently will represent USA in Tokyo olympics.

Fuck her. Bitch.

Try This Shit in an Actually Oppressive Country

Mable Peabody's is My Kind of Place

 

Fool Around and Find Out

AZ secretary of state katie hobbs has found out elections have consequences. Repubs are in control of AZ(at the moment) and they are stripping her of some of her responsibilities because they don't like what she is doing.

Arizona GOP Lawmakers Strip Powers from Controversial Secretary of State Katie Hobbs

Make Your Own Pepper Spray

 Ever thought about buying a small thing of pepper spray? I have, just never have done that. The small cannisters seem kind of expensive for the amount you get. I dunno.

Here is a link that goes over how to make your own pepper spray. Sounds like it might be kind of useful. Got a nosy neighbor peekin over the fence? Spritz, right in the eyes.

Got a cat hangin out in your flower  bed? Spratz right in the face!

Give it a try and let me know how it goes.

How to Make Your Own Pepper Spray

Thank you, President *, for Letting This Piece of Shit into the U.S.

86-year-old woman killed, her husband injured after pursuit driver crashes into Crenshaw home 

Whatever Happened to A Warrant Shall Not Be Issued Except by Approval of a Judge?

 

Fourth Amendment

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Law enforcers have plenty of tools; they just want to paw through our data without effort or expense.

Spelling and Grammar

 Are spelling and grammar taught in our schools anymore? Or does everyone just rely on spellchecker and grammarly?

Just out of curiosity, who made spellchecker?  How do they know it spells words correctly? As an example, sheer and shear. Two different words, two different spellings, two different meanings. Yet some people use them inter changeably.

As a disclaimer, if any of my words have double letters that don't belong, it is an accident. My shaky hands make typing difficult sometime.

And grammarly? Who makes that? And who knows if their grammar is any better than yours or mine?

I believe every American should be taught grammar and spelling in grade school, junior high, and high school. Then maybe we can all understand each other again.

My daily whine is finished.

Make-A-Wish Foundation Announces They Will Only Help Fully Vaccinated Children (VIDEO)

 Now The Make a Wish Foundation is Falling for this Crap

Fireworks

 We will probably do fireworks here again this year. My grandson is home on leave so I think they all might come up. 

We can't do the REAL fireworks here, like you guys in normalamerica can. We have safe and sane. Oh well.

I remember one 4th of July back in Lockney Texas where I grew up.

We didn't have safe and sane fireworks then and there, we had HOLY SHIT! I remember bottle rockets. Me and my friends would have wars with those. Light em up, fling em at the enemy and dodge the ones that came in return. Fun times. And roman candle wars! Oh that was fun!

Anyway, where I lived the fireworks stand had the usual stuff. Firecrackers, roman candles bottle rockets m80's you name it. But they had one thing in particular I used to buy the crap out of. I called it a flying saucer, don't remember if that was the name of it or not. They were about the size of a quarter or maybe a half dollar, and at that time they cost 25 cents. Light the fuse and it would take off flying, just like a flying saucer.

So we were out in our front yard which was just a dirt driveway, no grass or even weeds. I set one of these down and light the fuse. The thing takes off and heads straight for my mama. She turns and starts hightailing it and this thing is right behind her and I'm yellin Run Mama! and she gets to the end of the house and makes a left turn to get behind the safety of the house. Well, I'll be doggone if that flying saucer didn't make that same left turn and kept on after her! She was cussin up a storm! Ha! 

I don't remember if I got my ass beat on that occasion, but knowing my mama I most likely did.

See the FBI Dig Through an Innocent Woman's Safe Deposit Box

 At Least $75000 in Misplaced???Gold Coins

Jesus H. Christ. What reason can anyone give me to ever trust government again? I'll wait, go ahead and think one up.

What the fbi has done here is to provide incentive to disband the police. Not just local police, but all law enforcement agencies everywhere, local state and federal.

I know that will result in chaos, but maybe that's what the hell we need right now. 

All law enforcement agencies appear to be on a power trip, thinkin that their shit don't stink. Look at BATFE.

Jesus H. Christ.

Judge Orders FBI to Halt Seizure of Boxes

 All government everywhere, but expecially the federal government is completely out of control and is engaged in tyrannical overreach.

Do you remember a few weeks ago the fbi raided a private business that rented safe deposit boxes.  When they did that their warrant apparently allowed them to seize the building and probably some documents, and the structure the boxes were housed in. But it specifically EXCLUDED the contents of the boxes themselves. 

But the good old fbi took the contents anyway because, you know, whats yours is ours.

Then they decided to apparently inventory the contents of the boxes, going thru private documents while they did so. Came up with I think 80 million dollars or so of valuables that does not belong to them. But they decided to keep it anyway.

The owners have taken them to court and a federal judge has told the fbi to fuck off you can't keep the money.

Judge Orders FBI To Halt Forfeiture of Cash, Jewelry From Safe Deposit Boxes

All This in Only One Year

 

An Almost Joke

 Baseball Legend Ted Williams was standing outside the ball park one day when this horse walks up. Ted just kinda looks at the horse, then the horse speaks up and says hey I want to play baseball.

So Ted says, well you're a horse what can you do?

The horse says I can hit. Ted says prove it.

So they go in the stadium, the horse picks up a bat with his teeth, and Ted throws the ball. Well, the horse whacks the ball up into and almost over the stands.

So ole Ted says, what else can you do. Well, I can play shorstop says the horse. So ole Ted hits a few, and sure enough not one ball gets past him.

So ole Ted tells the horse to get up on the pitchers mound and pitch to him. The horse looks at him like he's crazy, and says Have you ever seen a horse pitch?

Afternoon Jokes----Better Than Doing Yardwork

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
"Howdy, stranger..."
"Howdy, Sheriff..."

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine.He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.

"Hold on, Mister..."
"Sheriff?"
"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..."
"And that cures them?"
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em."

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sasparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian's head under his arm.

The barman shakes his hand and says, "I hate Indians; last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children." He then says, "If any man brings me the head of an Indian, I'll give him one thousand dollars."

The two blonds looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for an Indian. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; Jeff threw a rock which hit the Indian right on the head.

The Indian fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine. The two nuts made their way down the ravine where Dave pulled out a knife to claim their trophy.

Suddenly, Jeff said, "Dave, take a look at this." Dave replied, "Not now, I'm busy."

Jeff tugged him on the shoulder and says, "I really think you should look at this."

Dave said, "Look, you can see I'm busy. There's a thousand dollars in my hand."

But Jeff was adamant. "Please, Dave, take a look at this."

So Dave looked up and saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five thousand red Indians.

Dave just shook his head and said, "Oh . . . my . . . God . . . we're going to be millionaires!"

Democrats are Petulant Tiny Children With NO Idea of What Being Classy Means

 From The Gateway Pundit

Ohio Rep. Jena Powell offers an amendment to add a bill banning transgender girls from female sports teams to the name, image, likeness bill. A wild moment in the House, with Democrats pounding on desks and yelling "point of order." pic.twitter.com/fB3RRelXup

— Jackie Borchardt (@JMBorchardt) June 24, 2021

 

Buster Welch - Never Get Off Your Horse

Water Tank Explosion

 On Monday, June 21, 2021 in Lemoore Calif. a 1 million gallon water tank exploded, went 70 feet into the air.

One contractor was killed and 2 other workers were injured. 

Holy crap. How does a water tank explode? Apparently a welder was welding a bung into the top of the tank. There had to have been some type of explosive gas to have caused this. I will link a video that shows the tank going up.

1 dead, 2 injured in Lemoore water tank explosion

Video shows shocking moment Lemoore water tank bursts

Well, I am Slowly Winding Down

 June 30 will be my last day of employment. No more part time work I will be fully retired.

Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammo.

Early Morning Groaners

 A local monastery was going bankrupt. The abbot didn't know what to do. The brothers had a meeting, and decided to open a great Olde English Fish-N'-Chips stand. One day, a man knocked on the door. After one of the brothers answered the door, the man asked, "May I have just an order of fries?"

The brother said, "Hold on a moment. I'm the fish friar. You want the chip monk."

Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire.
Thus we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"
The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."

Gov. Asssshole Got Attacked----Who Gives a Shit?

 I guess ole gov jizz eater got a bottle of water thrown at im. Big deal, he needs to wash up anyways. If I knew he was gonna be on my street I might throw a few lead weights his way. Poptart suckin asshole.

Gov. Newsom Physically Attacked While Touring Oakland Small Businesses

Biden: We yield our rights to the government.

Holy Crap. Did you hear what this moronic imbecile said?

If You Live in Calif, You Should Make Yourself a Plan to Supply Your Own Electricity

 PREPARE: CA DROUGHT COULD RESULT IN TEMPORARY POWER PLANT SHUT DOWN

Well Heck, This Might Get Interesting

 A federal judge in South Dakota on Monday criminally charged three members of the U.S. Marshals Service with contempt of court and obstructing justice after a dispute with a marshal who refused to disclose her COVID-19 vaccination status and removed prisoners from a courthouse.

'I’d Rather Die Actually Living'

Unvaccinated NFL Player to Defy League's COVID-19 Protocol: 'I’d Rather Die Actually Living' 

Sunday Fun

 

Cheeky Hilux Ad Gets Cheekier---This is Hilarious

This is Not Funny, Well, It Is A Lot Funny

 My wife is on facebook frequently, watching craft videos and some other type of videos. 

And she gets the messages people post.

Anyway, this one lady she knows, lives in Chowchilla  Calif, posted asking if anyones electricity besides hers was out. Then she said "I can't even go to the store because my car isn't charged up!"

I didn't laugh but I did shake my head side to side a few times.

I Don't Get It

 I don't get life nowadays, I really don't.

I just now checked my email, and as usual I have several there about someone posting something on the nextdoor app. I signed up for that over a decade ago. I no longer have any login info but I still get emails and I guess that means I'm still logged in.

Anyway, one of the emails was asking about thermostat temp settings, so I clicked on it, to see her thoughts on the subject.

This lady asked the question, what is a normal setting for the thermostat?(I couldn't believe the numerous answers of "PGE says set it at 78) And I sat here for a few seconds digesting that. Did I read that right, this lady is asking other peoples opinions about what her normal temp setting should be?

Have we as a society degraded to the point that we can no longer be self reliant and figure that out for ourselves? I mean jesus h christ! Maybe the video Phil posted the other day about slipping manhood is quite true. Only maybe it's more than manhood, it appears that commonsense may be slipping as well.

I am not exactly sure about what I am whining. Maybe it's the lack of our younger people, say people below the age of 45, willing to get off their ass and work. Maybe it's the dumbing down of our young people which results in antifa and blm. 

Anyway, I told the lady she should set the thermostat where she damn well pleases. That's my story and I'm stickin to it.

Did You Know We're Gonna Have An Olympics?

 I didn't know about that, but then again I don't watch the olympics anyway. It's all bullshit. If they want to have a real olympics then they should prohibit all training and make it like it used to be. You worked your 8-12 hours in the field or wherever then you competed.

Anyway, this year I guess it is in Tokyo. And the people in charge have apparently decided no black lives matter bullshit will go on. During ceremonies at least.

How long you think that will last?

TOKYO OLYMPICS ATHLETES BARRED FROM WEARING 'BLM' APPAREL ... At Ceremonies

Home on Leave

 My grandson just landed at the airport in Fresno. He is home on leave for 2 weeks.

What a transition though. He is stationed at the army base in Anchorage Alaska where the current temp is 56°F. Here in Fresno the current temp is 102°F on its way up to 109°F.

He's gonna roast.

How to safely run your whole home on a portable generator.

This is a pretty good video. The guy seems to know what he is doing. The only thing I disagree with him on is the 25 foot whip he is using. He made that into a suicide cord when he placed a male receptacle on both ends. I would have preferred to put a male plug on the house, and then use a standard cord with male on one end and female on the other. Much safer that way.

Increasing Thermostat Setting via Internet of Things

 While rummaging around the net this morning I came across this article: Can't take the heat? Texans report energy companies adjusting smart thermostats

So, if you have a socalled smart thermostat which is connected to the internet, the energy company can change the setting on your thermostat, whether you want it changed or not. Apparently this is a program you have to Opt-in to. And if you don't like it you can opt-out. Uh-Huh. 

So if you opt-out and the change doesn't take place for whatever reason, they can still manipulate your temp. Or, anything in your house that is connected to the net, say that shiny new smart refrigerator you just got, they can manipulate the temp on that remotely also I betcha. Whether you want them to or not.

I can see it now. Smart connected appliances ratting you out to TPTB if you wash and dry your clothes during peak electric hours rather than at night when I should be sleeping.

Knock Knock Knock. Hey mister and missus homeowner, why are you using so much electricity at this time of day. Hey fuck you asshole I pay for it.

Boom! You are now dead because you didn't obey the electricity nazis.

Letterkenny Problems: "Hockey Players---I have no idea what the hell this is or where it comes from

Repeal of War Authorization

 Apparently congress has voted to repeal the 2002 Iraq War Authorization.

What does this mean for you and I?

I don't have a freaking clue.

But if the dems are for it, I'm agin it!

House Votes to Repeal 2002 Iraq War Authorization

Some Great Groaners for Saturday Morning

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this." And he produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. It's bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager; and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and reports: "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you, and he wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"

So the bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home.  The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.  One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract.  Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"
"No, I'm sorry, "replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."

The More I Hear From Florida The More I Want to Move There

"Governors Abbott and Ducey recently sent out a call for help to every state in the nation, needing additional law enforcement manpower and other resources to aid with border security. I’m proud to announce today that the state of Florida is answering the call. Florida has your back."

You know, it's pretty goddamn sad that states have to beg for help from other states to do a job that the goddamn federal government is SUPPOSED to do. (The quite a few thousands I paid in taxes is really getting used well.)

And it's also pretty goddamn sad that only one state has answered that call. Jesus Christ, what has happened to our country?

Everybody Knows Joe Biden is in Cognitive Decline---So What

 The whole world knows joe biden is in cognitive decline, but i say so what? He is fucking things up really good with less than half  of his mental acuity, just think what he could fuck up if he was at 100%.

Ronny Jackson, House Republicans Call for Joe Biden Cognitive Assessment

Republicans Are Growing Some Cojones

 

I don’t know what the GOP had for breakfast this morning but they were on a roll today. pic.twitter.com/j9E6mVdzHx

— The Dirty Truth (Josh) (@AKA_RealDirty) June 16, 2021

Hidden Tool in an Outlet Few Know---I Have Never Known This

If you don't want to listen to all the drivel, you can skip to about 1:10 for the meat of the matter.

Rolling Blackout

 I wonder when they are going to rename this little jewel of a term. 

What are rolling blackouts?

This State is Peopled by Stupid Sunzabitches

Cal ISO Issues a Statewide Flex Alert for Thursday as Temperatures Soar

Oh my gosh. The sky is falling the sky is falling. Get a little heat and the whole goddamn state goes crazy. 

We aren't going to have enough electricity!

OH NOES!!! The poor childrens are going to suffer! The poor asshat living in his mom's basement will suffer! The poor unemployed covid lockdown asshole is going to suffer!

You know what would cure this whole goddamn problem? BUILD SOME EFFING POWER PLANTS!!! 

That aren't powered by GREEN energy! Build some nice RELIABLE coal powered plants or some natural gas plants! Geez louise.

 

We Didn't Want To Ally With Trump

 Scientist who signed letter supporting lab-leak theory:

What a bunch of hog shwill this is.

A Nice Ballpoint Pen

 Back about 3 decades ago, when I first started working for the water treatment chemical company, my employer would frequently talk about a certain ballpoint pen he would like to have. He thought it was a symbol to have one of these very expensive ballpoint pens. At that time I think they might have been around $300.00. I don't remember the brand, and I don't remember if he ever got one.

But I do remember that he liked for himself and his employees to present a nice appearance. I didn't wear a tie here locally, but I did at the main office. But I was always dressed, I guess you would say professionally.  And I have to admit that the way we dressed in those days to go out and approach the public at the places we would sell to, worked. Some years later he dialed down the dress code a bit, and provided us with logo shirts to wear. They were okay, but it wasn't quite the same after that, at least to me. Frankly, I kind of miss those days.

Anyway, back to the ballpoint pen. I was not able to afford one of those pens at the time, but I decided I would like something a little nicer than one of the plastic bic pens I was using.

So, one day I was in Target store, and I started browsing the ballpoint pen section looking for a relatively nice pen. And lo and behold, they had a pretty nice looking stainless steel ballpoint pen made by Parker. I tried to insert an image here but I can't get it to co-operate.

It is a smooth stainless steel pen, looks very nice in just about any setting. So I bought it and it cost me $5.00. Next year I bought another, next year another, and finally they got up to about $11 and then Target quit carrying that model.

Anyway, one of my responsibilities was to analyze the chemicals in the boiler water for the customer, and write a service report and get the customer to sign it, and leave them a copy.

So this one customer, my contact was this girl named Kathy. She was about 6' 4" tall, I shit you not. And skinny.

I brought her the service report, laid it on the desk in front of her, placed my $5.00 ballpoint pen and asked her to sign it. She did then she looked at me and said, "That's a nice pen." I said yes it was and went to take back my pen. Again, she said "That's a nice pen." And again I said yes it is. After one more time of her saying thats a nice pen, it hit me. That was her way of asking if she could have the pen.

So I gave her my ballpoint pen, and had to go back to using bic pens. Last year I found an old briefcase of mine and started scrounging thru the thing, and I found one of those pens. And it still works! Will wonders never cease!

We're Having a HeatWave

Today                            102°F

Thursday                       109°F

Friday                            111°F

Saturday                        111°F

Sunday                          108°F

Monday                         102°F 

Tuesday                         97°F   

 

Tonights Groaners

 A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation.
When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the brujo looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"

Back in the 1800's the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products and, since they already made the cases for pocket watches, decided to market compasses for the pioneers traveling west. It turned out that although their watches were of finest quality, their compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather than California.
This, of course, is the origin of the expression; "He who has a Tates is lost!"

Another Nuclear Power Plant Problem

 And some people say nuclear power is the answer to all of our power generation problems. Screw them. I say shut em ALL down and use coal. It's much safer.

U.S. Intelligence Assessing Leak At Chinese Nuclear Plant…

Lots of Ammo Was Stolen in Mexico

 7 million rounds of ammo stolen. Over 4 million of that is 22 LR.

Red Skelton's Pledge of Allegiance--For Flag Day

Here's A Couple of Groaners to Get You Thru the Night

 Okay, here we begin:

Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars. Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segall, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present. Spielberg strongly desired the box office 'oomph' of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select whatever composers they wished to  portray, as long as they were famous.

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."

"Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano," replied Willis. "I'll play him."

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segall. "I'd like to play him."

Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." Then, turning to Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"  Arnold in a slow deliberate voice replied, "I'll be Bach." 

I don't usually pass on news like this. I know how busy you all are but sometimes we have to pause and truly remember what life is about...so pass on this sad, sad news. . . There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really horrible is that they had trouble keeping the body in the casket.
They'd put his left leg in and.. .well, you know the rest

Didn't Get Us With the Virus, Now They Will Nuke Us

 China Nuclear Power Plant Near Hong Kong Is Dealing with “Performance Issue” After Potential Radioactive Leak Reported

 

This One's For Sedition

 

This is From One of the Comments Over at Knuckledraggin

I had a terrier. He got in a fight with a rat, as terriers are wont to do. He lost the better part of two toes in the fight. I had to get rid of him. No choice. I was lack toes intolerant.

Check Out This Russian Lady Helping Her Husband Work on a Rototiller

Working on a Rototiller

Gas Prices Are High

 Gas prices are high across the nation. Here locally I paid 4.09 per gallon for 87 octane the other day. That is normal for us. Other states are complaining about 2.89 or 3.29 per gallon. I say bring that stuff here!

However, those prices are low compared to Hi Sahara Oasis in Essex, Calif. They are 40 or 50 miles west of Needles Calif. right smack dab in the middle of nowhere.

I stopped there 10 or 15 years ago. My wife and I were looking for route 66 memorabilia. Didn't buy anything, they were Expensive. They actually had a sign posted on their front door that said: DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PRICES! Then went on to explain why their prices were so high.

Anyway, gas prices today for regular gas is $6.29 per gallon.

Hi Sahara Oasis 

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31251 Goffs Rd
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Soil Moisture

  One Shocking Chart That Has Farmers Trembling With Fear

The Whale Swallowed a Lobster Diver

 Whale swallows lobster diver, rejects him as meal

He Knows What He Wants

 

Old Joke

 A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?”

The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.”
“I’m sorry, sir,” said the ticket agent. “We can’t allow animals in the theater.”

The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down his overalls. Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theater.
He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.
The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.

“Marge,” whispered Mildred.

“What?” said Marge.

“I think the guy next to me is a pervert.”

“What makes you think so?” asked Marge.

“He undid his pants and he has his thing out,” whispered Mildred.

“Eh, don’t worry about it,” said Marge. “At our age we’ve seen ’em all.”

“I thought so too,” said Mildred, “but this one’s eatin’ my popcorn!”

 

God Bless Trump and The USA--Lee Greenwood Rewrote the Lyrics

Not Today Dude

 US attorney merrick garland has threatened to target states that proceed to audit the fraudulent elections.

Arizona state lawmaker Wendy Rogers has sent out a tweet to asshole garland telling him he will go to Arizona jail if he tries to interfere.

You Will Go To Jail if You Touch Our Machines

Some Funnies

 

Update to Cop Flips Pregnant Womans Car

 I recently posted about Cop Flips Pregnant Woman's Car For Not Stopping Fast Enough

I have been trying to find out any followup on that. Tonight I found it, and it appears the woman is suing the Arkansas state trooper, his supervisor, and the head of the whole department. 

I sincerely hope she wins this argument and those jackwagons lose their jobs and go to jail. There is absolutely no reason, except for ego, this asshole couldn't have waited for her to pull over at a safe place.

Police Sued After Officer Flipped Pregnant Woman’s Car for Not Pulling Over Fast Enough (VIDEO)

Ashli Babbits Husband Files Lawsuit to Find Out Who Killed His Wife

 Ashli Babbitt’s Husband Files Complaint in DC Court to Obtain Name of Capitol Police Officer Who Killed Her

It remains unclear how the “rigorous health and safety protocols” fully worked, however, given the positive tests.

 Two Passengers on ‘Fully Vaccinated’ Cruise Ship Test Positive for the Chink Coronavirus

Let's Kick This Thing Off and Start Killing These Democrat Asswipes

 "I saw dozens of American flags and I was disturbed."---Some black bitch named mara gay.

NYT’s Mara Gay: Seeing Trucks with U.S. Flags ‘Disturbing’ — Calls for Separating ‘Americanness, America from Whiteness

Daunte Wright's Family Now Involved In A Civil Suit With Victims Of His Criminal Past

 Since these allegations have come to light, Democrats and Social Justice activists who flocked to his funeral have gone quiet.