Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com An expert is someone who knows each time more on each time less, until he finally knows absolutely everything about absolutely nothing.

My Daughter Got Me

 My daughter got me a good one.

You know that old joke about whats a henweigh? And you respond oh about 2 lbs?

Recently I tried to pull a similar joke on her. I asked her if she had heard that I had bought a flameworth? We went back and forth several times via text, but I could never get her to ask what is a flameworth? To which I would have responded about a buck 95.

Today she sent me and my wife a text asking if we had heard about that actress getting stabbed. To which I replied no, who was it?

And she said, you know reese something? So I said Reese Witherspoon?

And I was just typing in an internet search to find an article on that, when my little sh#i daughter texted back: No, with her knife.

Oh, she got me. She got me good.


  1. Har, har, har....

    That made me laugh out loud.

    You did a great job parenting.