Jokes

 I gotta admit this joke took me a minute to get:

The inventor of the umbrella was originally going to call it brella...
But he hesitated.

An elderly couple was sitting together watching TV. During a commercial the husband asked his wife, "Whatever happened to our sexual relations?"
After a long thoughtful silence, the wife replied during the next commercial, "You know, I don't know. I don't think we even got a Christmas card from them last year.

Panicking when her toddler swallowed a tiny magnet, my sister, Betty, rushed him to the emergency room.
"He'll be fine," the doctor promised her. "The magnet should pass through his system in a day or two."
"How will I be sure?" she pressed.
"Well," the doctor suggested, "you could stick him on the refrigerator. When he falls off, you'll know."

Why do they call it the novel coronavirus?
It’s a long story…