Monday, July 19, 2021

My Phone

 Yesterday my wife and I went to Lowes to get some soil in a bag, some peat moss, and some nitrogen fertilizer. Didn't find peat moss or nitrogen.

While we were there my wife spotted a lady having trouble loading a bag in her cart and asked me to help, so I did. On my way back to my wife she said you have something shining in your shirt pocket.

My phones flashlight was on for some reason. But I couldn't turn it off because the screen brightness had went to full blackout and I couldn't see the screen icons. Took a few minutes but I got the brightness  back up and turned off the flashlight.

Went inside to look at some storage stuff. My wife saw a wire container she said would work to store ribbons in. Then she said I'm not paying that price for it. I will go see what walmart has. About 5 seconds later my phone starts talking to me and says the nearest walmart super center is located...

And I just shut the damn thing off, and rebooted it. That was just weird.

Then today I was farting around and said to my phone Ya Hear That NSA? Then my phone rang. I thought holy shit thats the nsa!

But it was my grandson.

I liked it better when computers were as big as a warehouse.

5 comments:

  1. Look at the bright side, your Grandson called you.

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    1. Yes, and we had a good conversation.

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    2. And shortly after you hung up, a little tear came to your eye. But it was one of these good tears.

      I envy you for that moment.

      Those are the moments that we (and by "we" I mean actual human beings) sacrifice our daily lives and DNA for.

      Don't let them slip away.

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  2. delete or hide that Google link on another page so it is not voice activated.

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    1. Hell, I didn't even know i had a google link like that.

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