I love my wife, she is as crazy as I am.
She loves to mess with telemarketers.
Last month one of the unwashed telemarketer heathen called about something, and whatever they said really pissed her off.
She told the guy "If you don't take my name off your call list, I'm gonna pull your tongue out thru your ass!" And hung up. Far as I know that particular one hasn't called back.
And medicare. We have been getting calls about medicare this, and medicare that.
Today while I was with my grandson I guess a lady called about medicare and asked "Do you have medicare?"
And my wife who is 69 said "No honey, I'm only 20 years old!"
And the lady said "Oh! I'm sorry, we won't call you anymore."
As I said, she's crazy. Just like me. Two peas in a pod.
My standard answer is, "sheriff's department, Special Investigations". I started using it a few years back on all calls that come across as Unknown on caller ID. We went from 40 to 50 calls a day to one or two a day.
ReplyDeleteThere is a guy who calls me about medicare, and Ialways call him an sob. This last time I said whats my ss number? And he said, and i quote,"I'm gonna stick my dick in your mouth you sun a bitch!" I can't wait till he calls again.
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