Some early evening terrible jokes.

 I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.  But unfortunately none of them seem to work.

I've been trying to come up with good jokes about airplanes, but I can't get any of  'em to land correctly.

I started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.

Did you know that carrots make great detectives?  They always get to the root of the problem.