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Friday, January 28, 2022

Couple of morning jokes

 Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.


Put your money where your mouth is....
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.

"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."

"You're on, old man," the young man bragged replied. "Let's see what you got."

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."


2 comments:

  1. Age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill...every time.
    The first joke was....oh man...

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