Monday, August 8, 2022

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 Italian Runner Loses Race in Colombia After His Penis Came Out in the Middle of the Run (VIDEO)

You know that's gotta be distracting as all hell with your weenie flopping all over hells creation as you jog along full speed.

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  1. Too much parasitic drag and not aerodynamic?

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  2. If he actually did win the race officials would have described it as: "He won by a peesche".

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    1. Definitely not by a nose. Maybe by a head?

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  3. Hell, I have that problem just waddling to and fro.... the old ladies have taken a special interest in me for some reason.

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  4. Good thing he wasn't running hurdles.

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