Saturday, October 22, 2022

Old Fred

 Old Fred was out working in his barn, when he heard this God awful crash and screeching and tearing of metal.

He quickly went to investigate, and found that an entire busload of politicians had crashed, and lay in a mangled heap.

Old Fred thought about the situation for a few minutes, then went and got his tractor with a backhoe attachment, and dug a very large grave. 

He placed all  the politicians in the grave and covered it, bowed his head for a minute or so, then went back to work.

About three days later the local sheriff came by. He talked to Fred and asked him about the wrecked bus. 

Fred explained what had happened and what he had done.

The sheriff's mouth dropped open, and he exclaimed, "You mean to say they were ALL dead?"

Fred said, "Well, some of them said they weren't dead, but you know how them politicians lie!"

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