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Sunday, October 23, 2022

Jokes for this morning

 Reader Joe sent me a joke:

A mother placed her young child in a high chair and served him Jello for the first time.
After poking at it with a spoon for a bit and watching it jiggle, he pushed it away.
"Son, you need to try some. It is really good!" his mother said.
"Mama, I cain't. It ain't dead yet." the kid said.

From the net:
I told my wife that there is only one thing that scares me on Halloween.
My wife: Which is?
Me: Exactly!


A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided...
If cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone!


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