Do you remember the story of the fella who was running for political office as a republican in a primarily democrat area?
He was in a rural area and stopped by a farm and was talking to the farmer. When the farmer found out the guy was republican, his jaw dropped. He told the politician "Wait here a second will ya? I've gotta go get Ma, she's never seen a republican before".
So the fella waited and when Ma showed up he greeted her and then started to look for a podium to make his speech.
The only thing around to stand on was a pile of that stuff that took Bess Truman 35 years to get Harry to call fertilizer.
So he gave his speech, and the man and his wife ooohed and aaahhed and said that's the first time we've ever heard a republican speech.
The republican said "That's the first time I've ever given a republican speech from a democrat platform".
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