An Updated Older Joke

 Joke found at Grouchy Old Cripple

Joke Of The Week

Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to
Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million
dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she is finished the Devil informs her that the cost is 6 million
dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When finished, the Devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the Devil why Trump
got to call the USA so cheaply.

The Devil smiles and replies, “Since Biden took over, the country has
gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”