Well, this is just pure bullshit.

 ‘Massive’ Chinese rocket debris to crash land in US this weekend

Well fuck that. I don't want to be sitting here perusing the net and have some piece of chinese crap fall down and bash me in the head.

Hell, that happens, who ya gonna call about that? 

Maybe if it crashes in my yard I will take a couple pics and post them and ask you guys to share the hell out of em. You know, before karinne pierre figures out how to spin the questions.