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Sunday, July 3, 2022

Civil war to start in 3,2,1...

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Here is my prediction of how the next few months play out:

1. Elections in november become a red wave and we retake the house and the senate.

2. When congress is seated in January??? they elect Donald J. Trump as speaker of the house. Democrat congress critters walk out enmasse.

3. Left goes batshit crazy and start more riots, and create nogo zones and more safe spaces to cry in. No more sex until men can get abortions.

4. House impeaches biden and harris at same time.

5. Left goes more batshit crazy and start posting memes of guns.

6. Senate convicts biden and harris in spite of cocaine mitch and his minions and remove them from office.

7. Lefty riots have already begun and now they go absolutely batshit crazier. Molotov cocktails become riot friendly.

8. Donald J. Trump becomes President. 

9. Left starts shooting their illegal guns and start storming all capitol offices and trying to kill President Trump. Violence escalates. Civil war has begun. Gavin Newsom raises gas prices to pay for defeat of Trump. Trudeau sings kumbaya and sends canadian police to arrest  President Trump.

10. President Trump has a press conference. Turns his back to the press and scratches the crack of his ass, then walks off. Whoopi goldberg and joyless behar gasp for air and die of asphyxiation.

11. Life goes on.

14 comments:

  1. Gosh, can we only hope? I would say it then becomes open season on lefty assed liberals.... no bag or size or sex limit.

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  2. You are certainly optimistic. The problem is the same people who counted the votes in 2020 are counting them this year. No one has done a single thing to fix our election system.

    I don't think they have to worry about winning an election from here on out. In fact I predict they pick up two senate seats, which is the exact number they need to do away with the filibuster, and then they will proceed to pack the court and do whatever they please going forward. In other words there is no voting our way out of this.

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    1. My tongue was firmly in my cheek when I wrote that. You are correct, no voting will be allowed.

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    2. I should have known that. I apologize.

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    3. No worries. You are correct, this election may already be in the books.

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  3. That would be rather entertaining.

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    1. I bet we could set up a roving popcorn stand and make a fortune!!

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  4. A perfect solution for the mess we are in.....

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  5. Yeah, I'm with Mountain Rat on this one. They will not surrender the Republic peaceably. On the morning of Wednesday, October 9.

    Doesn't mean I didn't enjoy the lil written trip to Happyland!

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  6. Dummy alert!

    Should have read ALL the comments in thread first.

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  7. I'm glad you are reading here. Come back often.

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  8. if it actually happened it would be great.

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