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 Hot Dog Eating Champ Joey Chestnut Chokes Out Animal Rights Protester and Takes Him to the Ground with a Mouth Full of Weiner Before Winning Contest (VIDEO)

Do you think Mr. Chestnut was thinking to himself as he choked the guy, "I'm gonna make you choke on my wiener!"

Maybe he was thinking, "I'm gonna eat your wiener, Oscar!"

Or maybe, "You ain't gonna choke MY chicken wiener!"