Coupla Jokes

 From Borepatch

Dad joke CCXVI

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.  The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"

The pirate says, "Aaaaarrrr, I've got a Bounty on me 'ead!"

Dad Joke CCXIV

What is the best dressed fish?

The swordfish.  It always looks sharp.