My bathroom is named Jim. That way when I tell every one I go to the gym everyday I'm not lying.
I have started a new airline. It is strictly for balding people. I call it Receding Airline.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? No worries, the teacher woke him up.
What did one dna say to the other dna? Do these genes make me look fat?
Not bad, Fred. Quite clever actually.
ReplyDeleteThe last one reminds me of a commercial featuring Abe and Mary Lincoln...Portly Mary asks Abe "does this dress make me look fat?"
If he cannot tell a lie, he better, or it's all over.
Amen to that.
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