Huh. I never would have suspected this, would you?
I mean, conservatives have been screaming to the high heavens about this for years haven't they?
If a person can be jailed for 20 years for just walking in the capitol building, seems to me that something this egregious would be worth at least the electric chair. Ala The Green Mile.
WHAT Do Women Want??
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question?…What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an answer by year’s end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.
But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur’s closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.
He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur
He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur’s life and the preservation of the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur’s question thus:
What a woman really wants, she answered….is to be in charge of her own life.
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur’s life would be spared.
And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.
Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day….or night?
Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?
What would YOU do?
What Lancelot chose is below.
BUT….make YOUR choice before you scroll down below.
OKAY?
Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now….what is the moral to this story?
Scroll down
The moral is…..
If you don’t let a woman have her own way….
Things are going to get ugly
This story begins with a cop pulling over an old lady after she catches her driving too slowly…
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies — two in the front seat and three in the back – eyes wide and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit?” she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly… Twenty-Two miles an hour!” the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask… Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time.” the officer asks.
“Oh, they’ll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119.”A little old lady gets pulled over for speeding. The officer walks up to the car. He takes the documentation she has ready for him. Drivers license, etc.
He notices she has a concealed carry license.
So he asks Maam, do you have a gun in the car. To which she replies, Why Yes. Yes I do.
The officer grins to himself a little. The old lady is only about five feet tall, weighs maybe 80 pounds, and is about 90 years old.
Maam, may I ask what type of gun you have?
She says Yes you may. I have a 9mm in my purse, a 45 in the center console, and a magnum in the glove compartment.
The officer is taken back a little. He says, Is that all of it, only halfway kidding about it.
She says, Well, I also have a pistol grip 12 gauge in the trunk.
The officers eyebrows have risen above his hairline by this point. He says, Maam, what are you afraid of?
To which the old lady smiles and replies in her 90 year old voice, Not a goddamn thing.
Newly Discovered Skyscraper-Sized Asteroid To Pass Earth On Halloween
Is it just me, or is the frequency of reports of near earth asteroids starting to increase?
Seems like this is the third or fourth report I remember for this year.
The mood I'm in here lately, it's about time for that Sweet Meteor of Death to come on down.
Are you as tired as I am about this president embarrasing our country with his stupid bullshit?
So, 8 bullets per round is his latest? gaffe.
I would like to see the box that holds those rounds.
I would like to see the rifle that fires those rounds.
Dumb ass. And the damn democrats keep propping him up and makeing excuses for him. Why? They want the powah!
Pendejo meaning.
ExTexanWannabe had a post up about Beto.
And that got me to thinking about what the meaning of pendejo is. I mean, I know what it means. But then, what does it really mean.
Looking around it looks like pendejo started out as meaning pubic hairs. And wholly shit does that fit beto to a t! He is one giant pubic hair!
Governor Abbott should put that on a billboard somewhere.
Remember when you were a kid and on the swingset you would pump and pump until you could go over the top of the swing?
Check this guy and his car out.
I know, it's Saturday night.
Biden Solution to High Retail Food Prices, Eat Generics and Store Brands
The phrase let them eat cake is supposed to be by Marie Antoinnette in france sometime or other.
It is in reference to peasants not having bread to eat.
Who knows what it meant back then, but today I think it means Fuck the poor, they can damn well starve.
And I think thats what stupid joe and the hoe, along with all of the democrats in the former usofa, think of the people.
Prices are up you say? Well, just buy a cheaper brand! See, problem solved!
Wind Farm in Germany Is Being Taken Down for Expansion of Coal Mine
I guess when reality slaps you in the face like a cold dead fish, you pay attention.
Germany is going to reopen some coal fired power plants to get some much needed electricity to the people.
The election steal is in progress.
Blatant, and out in the open. They are not afraid of you evil cunts in arizona.
Maybe you evil cunts in arizona should take a few laps around their offices and remind them why they SHOULD be afraid of you.
Elon Musk Officially Takes Over Twitter As Sale Is Now Final, Top Execs Fired, Report Says
Well, who do you know who gives a flyin crap about twitter and all the hoopla?
How to Find Happiness With LiFePO4 (Lithium-Ion) Batteries
I have recently purchased two of the lithium iron phosphate batteries as an upgrade to my solar system.
I have connected one of them and so far it seems to be performing as advertised.
I have done some reading on these, as they are quite different from lead acid batteries. As an example, deep cycle lead acid batteries work best if you don't discharge them below, say, 20% capacity. Lifepo4 batteries can be successfully discharged and recharged from 10% to 100% without damage.
I didn't quite believe that so I contacted the manufacturer of the batteries I bought, and asked about that. They assured me that that is in fact the case.
Sure hope so. These things are expensive.
So the above is a basic primer on these batteries. Read and enjoy.
White people shouldn't see new 'Black Panther' movie on opening weekend, influencer says
Forgot to add the link is found at Knuckledraggin.
How is something like this not the supposed "Hate Speech"?
I mean jesus h christ how blatant can you be with your racism??
Michigan Tech researchers are turning plastic waste into food for the U.S. military
I thought the idea of eating insects and bugs was crazy.
Hell, that isn't even in the top 10%.
If you hungry, go eat some plastic. And there is a lot of plastic out there to eat.
I am all for trying to do something about the amount of plastic out there. Saw an article today that said only 5% of plastic is recycled.
But I don't care how many microbes you got eatin that stuff up, I'M not gonna eat it.
How about we quit making new plastic. How about every product that is made from plastic, we use some old plastic to make it with. How about all the plastic water bottles and soda and beer bottles get rinsed out and refilled.
Then we may still have a recycling problem, but maybe it won't get any bigger.
One: Why was the doctor afraid for the calendar? Because its days were numbered!
Two: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? SofishticatedSo there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats lately, and I try not to be judgemental but I think a lot of this has to do with parenting! Imagine if you can that one of my boys told me they thought they were a cat! Sitting at the supper table my son says: Dad I think I'm a cat!
Let's see, yesterday was Sunday.
The lovely Mrs. and I had business in madera proper, so we headed that way.
Since I don't like to let our gas tank level go below half, I decided to gas up in madera and mentioned that to her.
Now, there is an E-Z Trip gas station right there on the edge of town, and it has had the lowest gas anywhere for a while. So I decided to stop there.
Boy, I should have stayed home. I didn't think about that every other limpdick in town would be there.
When I got there, every lane was full with people waiting in line. Not waiting in line nose to tail like a sensible lot of people noway nohow.
I pulled in behind a big pickup truck and patiently waited. Then the guy in front of that line decides to pull out, except he is going towards us, not away from us. He squeaks by everybody without hitting us.
Then the big truck pulls forward and I wait and then I get to pull forward. Go inside to pay and wait in line again, about 3 minutes I guess.
Go out to start pumping gas. When i get there two rather large suvs are in a mexican standoff. The expedition is pointed into the lane in a 45 degree angle and the explorer is coming the other way at a 45 degree angle.
The two very young, very nice looking mexican girls were snapping at each other and i thought at any second more than words was going to get exchanged.
Fortunately the expedition was able to back up into the pump behind her as that car had just left.
I put in 60 bucks even and got the hell out of dodge before the bullets started flying.
I figured saving $13 on gas wasn't worth this hassle. And it was a $13 saving. I paid $4.59 per gallon, everyone else is at $5.37 gallon, so maybe not quite that much savings.
Don't know how they can sell gas at almost a buck a gallon cheaper, but that's what they are doing.
And the funny part was, nobody, or at least a very small number of people, were buying anything inside.
Top Democrat Admits ‘All of Us Knew’ Their Party’s Policies Would Cause Inflation
Rep. James Clyburn(d-s.c.), admitted on camera that democrats KNEW the 1.9 trillion american rescue plan would drive prices up.
(As an aside, i intentionally did not use words like lying cocksucker, fuckface asshole, and others to describe this guy. Didn't want this to get censored as well.)
So, let's think about it. Printing money nonstop is bad for the economy. These idiots know that. But they did it anyway.
Huh. Wonder why the inflation is up. Huh. Who woulda thought that???
I think this article misses out on what the biggest reason for lack of optimism is right now.
And that is democrats are in charge.
In the last 50 or 60 years democrats have done more to screw this country than all terrorists combined. That is a fact that cannot be refuted. And the damn republicrats aren't helping much either.
Not to mention all the money going to ukraine.
Pictures of empty shelves are all over the place. Yesterday I went to the local Dollar General store which has a market in it.
50% of the shelves were empty. Two employees were stocking shelves, but there wasn't very much stuff on their carts left to stock.
I wanted some peach tea for my wife, they were out of that. Had plenty of the green tea, but that stuff tastes like my leftover socks.
Anyway, read the article. Do you think the author is correct? Is he missing anything? Let us know what you think, please.
Put THIS behind a warning you fucking censoring bitch.
I don't know who is reporting my posts they don't like, but fuck you. Very much.
It's not about inflation, it's about the cost of living.
Does she get that it is inflation that has driven the cost of living up for all of us?
I think she probably does. But I don't think she gives a shit or a good goddamn.
Inflation, or cost of living, or whatever the hell you want to call it, has risen exponentially since these lying cocksuckers stole the election.
Watching The Red Wave Approach Shore
I certainly hope that this article is correct, and the socalled redwave is a big one.
However, read the comment by bobby b after the article.
That's kind of how I feel. Maybe the reason the asshole dems are switching money to other seats is because they know they have this seat rigged and can't lose the election. Slow joe stayed in his basement and stole the last election easily. Maybe they got this one sewed up.
Who knows? Find out in a couple of weeks.
But as far as voting goes, this will be (I think) the Second Time in my voting history I have not voted.
I got one of those political hard copy mailer the other day. The face of it was made to look like a ballot with the squares for checkboxes. And next to each checkbox it said Democrat. Here in california the top two votegetters go into the election. It is no longer republican vs democrat, as it should be. And in most cases if there is a republican running they are just democrat lite.
So I will be sitting this year out.
Reader Joe sent me a joke:
Do you remember the story of the fella who was running for political office as a republican in a primarily democrat area?
He was in a rural area and stopped by a farm and was talking to the farmer. When the farmer found out the guy was republican, his jaw dropped. He told the politician "Wait here a second will ya? I've gotta go get Ma, she's never seen a republican before".
So the fella waited and when Ma showed up he greeted her and then started to look for a podium to make his speech.
The only thing around to stand on was a pile of that stuff that took Bess Truman 35 years to get Harry to call fertilizer.
So he gave his speech, and the man and his wife ooohed and aaahhed and said that's the first time we've ever heard a republican speech.
The republican said "That's the first time I've ever given a republican speech from a democrat platform".
Old Fred was out working in his barn, when he heard this God awful crash and screeching and tearing of metal.
He quickly went to investigate, and found that an entire busload of politicians had crashed, and lay in a mangled heap.
Old Fred thought about the situation for a few minutes, then went and got his tractor with a backhoe attachment, and dug a very large grave.
He placed all the politicians in the grave and covered it, bowed his head for a minute or so, then went back to work.
About three days later the local sheriff came by. He talked to Fred and asked him about the wrecked bus.
Fred explained what had happened and what he had done.
The sheriff's mouth dropped open, and he exclaimed, "You mean to say they were ALL dead?"
Fred said, "Well, some of them said they weren't dead, but you know how them politicians lie!"
How stupid can people be? Glue your hands to the floor and then complain when they turn the lights out and the heat off stupid.
I have never understood the concept of protesting in this fashion.
Glue your hands to the floor. Set yourself on fire. Go on a hunger strike.
Why?
Nobody gives a shit if you do that. Fucking die for all I care. If you want to effect change, get a fifty cal rifle, learn to use it, then use it.
A few melons getting popped from a mile away and then a phone call saying stop what you are doing or die. THAT will effect change.
Have you ever heard that old saying You snooze you lose?
That's what happened to me.
A couple weeks ago I saw a harbor freight predator 3500 inverter generator. The price was $699.00. Didn't get it at the time because, money.
Well, guess what? I went yesterday to pick it up and the price had changed. Okay, no biggie. I can pay a little extra.
Uh uh, no way jose. The price is now $929 goddamn dollars!
Holy crap! That's a 33% increase. I asked the guy about it. He said the $699 was sale price. I don't remember seeing any sale stickers.
I would like to get the unit, but I'm not paying any thousand bucks for it.
I missed this story.
The police from two different agencies had a lady stopped for some kind of a road rage incident.
They placed the woman inside the cop car.
Only problem was, the cop car was parked on railroad tracks. And here comes the damn train.
I know police, sheriff, leo's whatever you call them, have a job to do. But Goddamn Sam, you can't put the person you just arrested inside a cop car and then leave her there to be hit by an oncoming train.
Where the hell were your brains at that night?
Every last one of the police involved in that situation need to do at least 5 years in state prison. That was willful on their part.
Videos show train crash into Colorado police cruiser with woman inside
Here is a you tube video, showing bodycam, of the incident. About 16 minutes.
So, as usual, use your noodle and draw your own conclusions.
Holy Shit.
Customer service has gone by the wayside. Actually, I think it has taken a hike up the hill and jumped off a cliff.
I mean jesus h christ how hard is it to hang a damn sign that says Sorry, not in stock today.
Check out this post over at Old NFO
Holy crap! Being in two centuries at the same time? Holy crap!
The Food Crisis Of 2023 Is Going To Be Far Worse Than Most People Would Dare To Imagine
I don't know who is in charge of this manipulation, but as for me and my family, we will not eat bugs. And we won't register our garden either.
Seems simple enough. Grow a garden. Well, maybe not so simple, but here is a way to start:
Buy some damn dirt, if needed.
Now you need some place to plant and some water. Can't help you there
Container gardens can be grown. Get some tubs, drill some holes in them, add some dirt, plant, water. Place in front of a window for sunlight or outside if you can.
In my case, I need the ambition to do so. And if food starts going to hell, there is my ambition.
UK's Liz Truss Resigns, Becomes Shortest-Tenured Post-War PM; Will BoJo Make A Comeback?
It's a shame that didn't happen here with the office of president.
And apparently the frontrunner to claim this position is the last guy who had this position, ole boris johnson.
What's that old saying? Keep doing stupid things and get stupid results? Aren't some of the problems they have his fault?
I don't know, I don't usually follow their politics.
